Investment Chip
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Full name
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Monthly APY
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Description
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2.91%
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With a long-standing history in the industry, Ammu-Nation stands as a leading manufacturer of weapons for over five decades. Manufacturer of weapons - and reasons to own weapons, Ammu-Nation has zealously defended arms profiteering for over 50 years.
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4.91%
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Our company aims to provide top-tier communication services globally, with a focus on bridging the gap in cell phone coverage in underserved areas. A first-world global communications company with third-world cell phone coverage.
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3.91%
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Betta Pharmaceuticals' commitment to innovation and quality is evident in their groundbreaking products like Mollis and the Alco Patch. Pioneers of medical breakthroughs like Mollis and the Alco Patch, Betta Pharmaceuticals has tried to keep the American people thin, happy and hard for over 30 years.
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4.91%
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The company's long history of innovation and craftsmanship has established them as a leader in the automotive industry. German car manufacturer that, aside from a serious blip between 1939 and 1945, has served mankind well.
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0.91%
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Low-quality clothing at low prices. While our products are affordable, we prioritize quality in our clothing materials.
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12.91%
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Bleeter is a social networking and microblogging service that found a way to turn the entire world into illiterate journalists reporting on the breaking news of their vapid existence. They, like many popular internet services, have yet to turn any kind of a profit. Despite their lack of profitability, Bleeter continues to provide a platform for users to share their thoughts and news updates in a microblogging format.
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1.91%
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Manufacturer of over-sized, eco-unfriendly vehicles designed for heavy-duty commercial use. Specializing in the production of large, environmentally unfriendly vehicles tailored for demanding industrial applications.
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1.93%
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The original handheld weapon of mass procrastination. This high-quality product is designed for optimal efficiency in daily tasks.
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1.97%
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International television network, responsible for groundbreaking programming that leads America straight off a cliff. This television network is known for its innovative programming that pushes boundaries and challenges norms.
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1.39%
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Outdoor sportswear marketed to the kind of urban consumer who rarely goes outdoors or does any sport. Our outdoor sportswear collection is designed for urban consumers seeking stylish and functional attire.
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1.29%
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Sensational and innovative fiction delivered in the form of a newspaper. Explore a new world of storytelling with our sensational and innovative fiction newspaper.
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1.29%
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The search engine that knows everything about you. Unlock the power of personalized search results tailored just for you
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2.91%
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Operating system dictators, software monopolists and licensing racketeers. Prioritize customer service and satisfaction above all else.
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1.13%
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Purveyor of white shiny Internet-surfing devices. The world's largest religion. Our white shiny Internet-surfing devices are designed for maximum efficiency and productivity.
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1.28%
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Ludicrously over-priced gourmet organic food marketed under the guise of social and environmental responsibility. The store showcases a selection of high-quality gourmet organic food, emphasizing social and environmental responsibility.
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3.9%
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The largest firearms manufacturer in the United States, protecting Americans from each other since 1850.Their commitment to quality and innovation has made them a leader in the industry for over a century.
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2.29%
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Manufacturer of vehicles, engines and machinery, once focused on the American market, but now sold in countries that still actually build and farm things. With a rich history in the American market, our vehicles, engines, and machinery are now available in countries that prioritize traditional manufacturing and agriculture practices.
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0.29%
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National leader in car customization With a reputation for excellence in car customization, we pride ourselves on our national leadership in the industry.
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1.29%
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Los Transit owns and operates the public transit system that none of its city's inhabitants actually use. Despite being owned and operated by Los Transit, the public transit system sees minimal usage from the city's residents.
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1.39%
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A one-stop shop for gasoline, candy, potato chips, lottery tickets and soda. The American dream. Discover a convenient destination offering gasoline, snacks, and more for your everyday needs.
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0.909%
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Their extensive product range showcases their commitment to innovation and excellence in various industries, A Japanese multinational conglomerate that manufactures cars, electronics, cruise missiles and just about every other product on the face of the planet. The definition of over-diversified.
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0.209%
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Cheap 11% ABV fighting lager brewed in Germany for export only from rice, barley, hops. This German-brewed lager boasts an 11% ABV, making it a strong choice for export markets.
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0.29%
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Nationwide franchise of gymnasiums marketed primarily to bodybuilders. Each location offers state-of-the-art equipment tailored to meet the needs of bodybuilders.
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0.309%
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Our products are meticulously curated to appeal to the discerning tastes of elite consumers who prioritize quality and luxury. A chain of luxury clothing and accessories stores catering to the kind of elite consumer for whom price, humility and world poverty are no object.
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0.409%
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A multinational oil company, and the people to thank for the scorching hot summers we have everywhere now. Learn more about the impact of multinational oil companies on global climate and weather patterns.
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0.199%
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Discover the benefits of becoming a member of our exclusive debt management program. A shiny card that offers lifetime membership to the debt slavery club.
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0.209%
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Leading manufacturer of firearms since the 19th century, including the rifle that either "won the West" or "slaughtered the indigenous population of the West" depending on which state you go to school in.
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0.309%
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Despite its questionable reputation, the manufacturer still manages to attract a loyal customer base. Manufacturer of unreliable mid-range cars that lose half their value in the first year through depreciation and the other half through repair costs. Owned by Germans, bailed out by Americans.
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0.109%
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0.009%
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The store offers a unique blend of trendy fashion styles that cater to a diverse range of preferences.
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0.0039%
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Despite the challenges of poor coverage, our North American mobile phone operator offers competitive pricing and excellent customer service.
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0.00919%
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Our luxury automobiles are meticulously crafted by a renowned German manufacturer, embodying the epitome of precision engineering.
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0.00219%
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Revolutionized the industry by implementing efficient mass production techniques.
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0.00119%
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ARenowned for their precision engineering and innovative design, this weapons manufacturer based in Vienna is globally recognized for their exceptional pistols.
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0.00739%
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Explore our selection of energy sources that prioritize agricultural practices while taking into consideration environmental impact.
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0.00139%
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Specializing in innovative technologies and cutting-edge designs, this South Korean electronics company has revolutionized the industry.
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0.00129%
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Our cell phone operator service offers reliable coverage in urban and rural areas alike.
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0.00249%
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A Counterfeit Version of Walton's 5 & 10 Company, Renamed Walmart BankCorp, then to Weazel BankCorp, Officially Turned into Electronics Retail Company.
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0.00149%
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A commercial mobile phone based music identification service that also helps the government get you hired.
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